For the past dozen years or so I have been running with the same set of running head gear -- two patterned Buff headwraps. You can see them both here (one, um, on my head and the other on my wrist as a snot spot):
A couple of weeks ago, I decided to change my style -- as I do every 15 years or so (the 90s were a good time for tall lanky girls! Chunky Mary Jane shoes are cute!) -- and ordered a new Buff. This one is fancy and Coolmax and makes me look like I headbutted a Hawaiian luau. I only realized this after I got it.
Front view of Hawaiian luau on my head
More deferential view of Hawaiian luau on my head
Friday I debut my brand new No Meat Athlete shirt at the gym. Is it goofy? Yes. Does it have a sprinting carrot on it? Yes. Did they get me with the "Runs on Plants" tagline? For sure.
After these two purchases I can heave a sigh of relief. And go shopping again in 2026.